crtdaydreams: http://logs.nosuchlabs.com/log/asciilifeform/2026-01-27#1117748 << I've had to remove 3 different wolf spiders the size of my hand over the last month
dulapbot: Logged on 2026-01-27 09:25:13 Vex: worst bit about it is, the spider starts freaking out too
crtdaydreams: one at work today crept up beside me on the floor, called over colleage
crtdaydreams: colleague is squatting taking photo of the little guy, softly tap them on the shoulder mimicking spidey steps
crtdaydreams: you get a big fat "fuck off" when they jump 3 inches off the ground
crtdaydreams: not 10 minutes ago I was having a shower and one of the dicey muthafuckas skiddadles over the outside of the shower curtain
crtdaydreams: they move quick, but the trick is to wear them out a bit and they passivate
crtdaydreams: healthy dose of the ol' shower nozzle for 10-30 sec
crtdaydreams: er one must imagine sisyphus happy
crtdaydreams: they suck at climing bathtubs, that's for sure